Dead Body Courier Service

Innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forgetabout DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! Enjoy Reading...

A family in the Southern Province of China, werepuzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmotherarrived from the States. It was sent by one of thedaughters.

The dead body was so tightly squeezedinside the coffin, with no space left in it! When theyopened the lid, they found a letter on top; which readas follows:

Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in thecompound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves areconsumed. You will find inside the coffin, underAh-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets ofSwiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.

Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feetyou will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10)for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for AhMei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is forAh Bak and the others are for my nephews. Justdistribute them among yourselves. The 2 new ArmaniJeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.

The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma'sleft wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you askedfor. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socksthat Ah ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also notfeeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too...

OMG..that is dem funny. sakit perut gelak.